Canadians Say Monarchy Don’t Matter — Thank God

Despite the ramblings of them cons that plague the halls of power and the press, some decent news has emerged from a recent poll that showed Canadians care more about their healthcare than the monarchy. From the article by Bruce Cheadle:

“At the other end of the spectrum, just 39 per cent of respondents felt the monarchy was a source of personal or collective pride, while 59 per cent were royally unimpressed. In fact, 32 per cent of respondents found the monarchy “not at all important” — the most popular singular response.”

Though I must ask: why the fuck would royalists even rely on public opinion to back their claims of the supremacy of monarchy when they don’t believe in democracy to begin with, when they support something inherently undemocratic? Because they’re both idiots and retards.

What say you?