Toronto Monarchy

It’s official: Toronto now has a monarchy. One monarch is a monarchy FAR too many.

Rob Ford, our pigheaded-fatass-in-chief, has officially dropped out of the race for mayor and for Ward 2 just days after Heaven smote him with a tumour. In his place, his equally corrupt, intellectually superior brother Doug Ford in what should be regarded as the biggest act of nepotism in world history. Basically Doug is now dumping his now peccant brother into the gutter, covered in fire, for the sake of power.

Game of Thrones much? Or Shakespearian? Or both?